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Following the death of actor Roger Lloyd-Pack, here are some of his best lines as Trigger in Only Fools And Horses, and as Owen Newitt in The Vicar Of Dibley.

In Only Fools And Horses:

:: Denzil: You ever thought of getting married, Trig?

Trigger: No, I haven't met the right person yet, but I've always had this sort of image of my perfect woman, sort of my dream girl.

Denzil: What's she like?

Trigger: Oh she's nothing to look at, very plain, little scar on her chin where she had a wart removed.

:: Trigger: You knew my Grandad Arthur, didn't you, Mr Trotter?

Grandad: Yeah, I knew Arthur alright.

Trigger: He was a smashing man, he took care of me when my mum went.

Rodney: Where was your Dad?

Trigger: He died a couple of years before I was born.

:: Mike: So?

Trigger: What?

Mike: What name have they decided on?

Trigger: If it's a girl they're calling it Sigourney after an actress, and if it's a boy they're naming him Rodney, after Dave.

:: Trigger: What you up to, Dave?

Rodney: I'm listening to Mozart's Concerto No.5 in D-Minor.

Trigger: No words to this song Dave?

Rodney: No Trigger, it's an instrumental.

Del Boy: All right, Trigger? What you doing?

Trigger: I'm listening to Mozart's Concerto No.5 in D-Minor.

Del Boy: Okay.

Trigger: It's the karaoke version.

:: Trigger: Problems, Dave?

Rodney: I don't want to talk about it, Trig. You ever been wrongly accused of something?

Trigger: Yeah, once.

Rodney: Yeah, how did you get out of it?

Trigger: Well I didn't - I was guilty.

In The Vicar Of Dibley:

:: Owen Newitt: He's as doomed as a virgin on a date with Rod Stewart.

:: Geraldine: What's worse than not selling any tickets at all?

Owen Newitt: Well, selling one ticket. But selling it to a serial killer.

:: Owen Newitt: You're a tit short of an udder, you are.